I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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Have fun and good luck.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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