You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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