can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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