chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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