Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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