Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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