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he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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