Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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