Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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