That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
where does the pee come out of this thing
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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