My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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