In the future we'll all be gay
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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