i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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