i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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