Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My bed smells like the plague
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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