I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
