yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
