Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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