My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
barbara walters just said penis...
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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