on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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