we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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