At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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