I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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