Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
