Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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