Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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