YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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