If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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