Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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