Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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