Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
