Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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