i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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