My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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