You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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