omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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