Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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