She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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