I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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