:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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