OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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