Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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