I looked at my own cervix.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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