Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This house was built for laser tag.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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