1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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