I looked at my own cervix.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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