My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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