just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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