Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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