In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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