Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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