Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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