Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
sarcasm needs its own font
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
