I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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